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Neighbor joy riding over my property at low altitude


Brett F

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Being a helicopter forum, I'm not sure I'll find a sympathetic audience, but here goes:

 

No, I feel very sympathetic. :huh:

It is crucial that the helicopter community realize that we must "fly neighborly" and actively seek to foment goodwill and kindness towards our humble way of making a crust. You have a problem, and I feel a need to offer some creative, wholesome, serious suggestions. Carefully thought out.

 

Here they are:

 

1) start a nudist colony.

 

Hopefully, your neighbor will be shocked, scandalized, wholly taken aback, and you will never see him again. Problem solved. I realize this ingenious solution MIGHT conceivably backfire, and that it could attract a small (tiny) percentage of helicopter pilots, who are of a sadly depraved disposition. Should this happen, specialize the nudist colony. Insist that only lecherous, wrinkly nonagarian perverts are allowed in. Preferably morbidly obese. (you'll find plenty strutting around Walmart in leotards) Do provide plenty of free swings. And lotsa trampolines. Should work wonders for you.

 

2) start a homebuilt model rocket club.

 

Advertise locally, and offer a cash prize for the first rocket to penetrate the Stratosphere. Make sure you NOTAM the site, and specify hours of operation 24 and 7.

 

But, my favorite suggestion?

 

3) start a new charity: a clay pigeon shooting society for the visually impaired.

 

You'll obviously need plus size XXX clay pigeons for the poor dears. Once word of that gets out, you won't EVER see a low flying helicopter again. Uh-huh.

 

Sincerely

 

:o

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