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With the selection looking as low as it does, I'm even more nervous now

I know and for me the board on July will probably be my last since I turn 33 next year in may and I wouldn't be able to submit my packet until July next year without a waiver and I heard age waivers are pretty rare to come.

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I know and for me the board on July will probably be my last since I turn 33 next year in may and I wouldn't be able to submit my packet until July next year without a waiver and I heard age waivers are pretty rare to come.

Well don't get discouraged. Just submit your updates and go for it.

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Age: 22

GT: 115

SIFT: 62

APFT: 275

Military: E-4, Active Duty EOD 3 years TIS

Education: None

LOR: CW4 SOAR, BC, COCDR

Physical: stamped, no waiver

 

Getting some mixed feelings reading posts from the May board results. July will be interesting to say the least. Just hoping for the best, good luck to everyone!

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The fact that there were 60+ new applicants this month and like 20+ that didn't make it I'll assume next board will have 80-90 applicants.

I guess I'll have to do everything I can to make mine better.

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All I am thinking about is the insane amount of tail that I am going to be pulling once my job is to fly around a f*cking ah-64 for the U.S. Army..

Someone filled you in already?! The second I rattled off 64's my wife offered up a threesome, two girls who accidently walked past B co automatically got pregnant and old spice wanted me to be their new spokesman.

 

In all seriousness, please dont be THAT guy.

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Someone filled you in already?! The second I rattled off 64's my wife offered up a threesome, two girls who accidently walked past B co automatically got pregnant and old spice wanted me to be their new spokesman.

 

In all seriousness, please dont be THAT guy.

 

lol.. f*ck off.. you guys are such pussies on this website.. i swear to god..

 

 

Alright though... you win.... I won't get excited about the prospect of flying helicopters for the army. That WOULD be f*cking lame.

 

And I bet that girls at bars would turn down anyone who mentioned anything about being a military aviator... that sh*t is f*cking GAY!!!!

 

 

Spokesman for old spice??? more like, on the board of directors for the gay pride parade... Thatd be great for you.. if youre not already doing it, thanks.

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All I am thinking about is the insane amount of tail that I am going to be pulling once my job is to fly around a f*cking ah-64 for the U.S. Army..

Your job is not to fly around like a dickhead picking up chicks.

Your job is to protect the nation.

 

Being in the military is like being a character on Game of Thrones. Everyone wants to be a John Snow, but sometimes the situation calls for a Hodor and you better be willing to step up and hold the door. Sometimes success doesn't end with "insane amounts of tail" or glory or a parade or a military discount at Denny's. It ends in a horde of ice zombies.

 

You are jumping at the chance to do the job when your day ends with a trip to the bar to pick up chicks. How far will you jump on the day when it doesn't?

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lol.. f*ck off.. you guys are such pussies on this website.. i swear to god..

 

 

Alright though... you win.... I won't get excited about the prospect of flying helicopters for the army. That WOULD be f*cking lame.

 

And I bet that girls at bars would turn down anyone who mentioned anything about being a military aviator... that sh*t is f*cking GAY!!!!

 

 

Spokesman for old spice??? more like, on the board of directors for the gay pride parade... Thatd be great for you.. if youre not already doing it, thanks.

Jesus christ you're sensitive. Im shocked you didnt end that with #feelthebern.

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Your job is not to fly around like a dickhead picking up chicks.

Your job is to protect the nation

Apparently you don't know much... But several bases in the northeast are devoted solely search and rescue/officer transportation. And yes... they use an ah64 to do so... they might not be attached with sidewinders but they still have the machine gun attached...

 

 

And I almost feel bad because I don't want to be mean, but I'm going to do you a favor... And tell you to not make analogies using "game of homos" like you just did, ever again.. People will assume you have are ten, and without friends..

 

And if you DID want to be like the John snow character, than you probably legit ARE A HOMO!!

 

There is nothing wrong with wanting this job with the sole intention of wanting to get tons of chicks. My cousins told me that half the pilots in his air force base in Guam did the exact saMe f*cking thing! So why don't you take it up with them??

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There is nothing wrong with wanting this job with the sole intention of wanting to get tons of chicks. My cousins told me that half the pilots in his air force base in Guam did the exact saMe f*cking thing! So why don't you take it up with them??

Yes. Yes there is. Your cousin? I bet he's the end all be all of aviation knowledge huh? You continue to show your immaturity and lack of knowledge. You won't make it. Have fun day dreaming kid, go watch firebirds.

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Jesus christ you're sensitive. Im shocked you didnt end that with #feelthebern.

 

Ummmm... actually... I'm probably the only person on this website that doesn't support that piece of sh*t.. Have you ever been to a socialist country ?? I have! And let me tell you... Paris is over-f*cking-rated and expensive as sh*t.. think about that BEFORE you vote to put a socialist in charge.

 

And I'm not sensitive! So don't say that!

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Yes. Yes there is. Your cousin? I bet he's the end all be all of aviation knowledge huh? You continue to show your immaturity and lack of knowledge. You won't make it. Have fun day dreaming kid, go watch firebirds.

Omg... He is in the AIR FORCE!! He goes to work at an AIR BASE every single day.. He obviously knows what he is talking about.. Get a clue man..... If anyone doesn't have a shot it's you.

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Ummmm... actually... I'm probably the only person on this website that doesn't support that piece of sh*t.. Have you ever been to a socialist country ?? I have! And let me tell you... Paris is over-f*cking-rated and expensive as sh*t.. think about that BEFORE you vote to put a socialist in charge.

 

And I'm not sensitive! So don't say that!

Its shindig again. Someone nuke his profile before that starts please.

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You fags just say that about anyone who

Its shindig again. Someone nuke his profile before that starts please.

You fags just say that about anyone you want to try to discredit... I coulda called you shindig!

 

except you'd be Gay-rights-Promtoer-Shindig... Have some of that!

 

I win...

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