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Could someone translate this job post?


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HUET = Helicopter Underwater Escape Training (passed, didn't drown)

DG = Dangerous Goods Handling (passed course, often done over the internet or fax, riddled with cheating and means absolutely nothing)

ASIC = Aviation Security Identification Card (useless bureaucracy which does nothing to increase security but makes money for the people who issue them)

DAMP = Drugs, Alcohol and other extraneous rubbish, sat through the course, perhaps have had a blood/urine/saliva test.

 

BTYDHTPUWOCASA = be thankful you don't have to put up with our Civil Aviation $afety Authority.

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