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I found a website that makes the leather nametags that go on flightsuits. I was thinking of getting one that says "KimthePilot" on it, but the wife doesn't like that idea. She wants my name and "Helicopter Pilot" on it. I think that's kinda cheesey and I'm dead set against it. I figure I'll put my name on it, but what shall I put on the second line? Maybe "Stargate Command"?

 

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The winner gets a genuine U.S. Air Force 303rd Tactical Missile Wing unit patch.

 

For complete rules go to the third phone booth on the second level of Grand Central Station. Enter often, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited by law.

 

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Hey Witch, do you work at Marathon? (is that the name??) I was down in your neck of the woods for my CFI checkride and visiting some family a few weeks ago, thought of you! I'm jealous of your flying, I'm sick of looking down at cars and buildings!!! Although from last night's approach into Boeing the freeway looked like a Christmas tree lit up with red and white lights as far as the eye could see....that was kinda pretty :)

 

"Sappho Taylor" btw, in case anyone was wondering.. :P

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What's your porn name? You know, name of your first pet combined with the name of the first street you remember living on as a kid.

 

Mine? Schnookums Toloff. Don't think I'm not dying to put THAT on a name tag.

 

 

http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php

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The ski area I work for makes us put our "passion" on our name tags. some of them can be pretty funny. "Laser Safety" was mine for a while after we discovered that there was a whole chapter devoted to the topic in the lift operations manual "don't shine the scanner in your eyes or the eyes of others." lots of people try for ski innuendoes "nose sliding boxes" "big bumps" "big dumps" "snow bunnies" ect. for a helicopters there has to be some clever innuendo.

Hope that helps Witch.

 

Sincerely,

 

Winston Cheyenne

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Hey Witch, do you work at Marathon? (is that the name??) I was down in your neck of the woods for my CFI checkride and visiting some family a few weeks ago, thought of you! I'm jealous of your flying, I'm sick of looking down at cars and buildings!!! Although from last night's approach into Boeing the freeway looked like a Christmas tree lit up with red and white lights as far as the eye could see....that was kinda pretty :)

 

"Sappho Taylor" btw, in case anyone was wondering.. :P

MARATHON???

 

BLASPHEME !!!

 

I work at Country Coach in Junction City. About 1/2 mile north of the airspace for KEUG. Would you like coordinates?

 

How can you be jealous of my flying? I get tired of looking at sheep and corn. I wanna fly in between skyscrapers and watch the traffic jams during rush hour.

 

I think Freckles Harrow is my porn name.

 

My Jedi name is WITKI JORUI of the planet xanax!

 

Don't ask

http://www.xach.com/misc/jedi.html

 

Later

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My gangsta name is "Leo the snack". Not bad since I am a Leo, and based on my 250 pounds...I guess it fits !

 

Witch, how bout "Robbie Master" or "Hover King" or how about "Auto Otto"

 

or how about "Emango Bongo" which loosely translates as " He who does not read his PM's " !!!

 

 

You already have my address to send that patch, regular US mail is fine.

 

Goldy

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