Witch Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I found a website that makes the leather nametags that go on flightsuits. I was thinking of getting one that says "KimthePilot" on it, but the wife doesn't like that idea. She wants my name and "Helicopter Pilot" on it. I think that's kinda cheesey and I'm dead set against it. I figure I'll put my name on it, but what shall I put on the second line? Maybe "Stargate Command"? SUGGESTIONS The winner gets a genuine U.S. Air Force 303rd Tactical Missile Wing unit patch. For complete rules go to the third phone booth on the second level of Grand Central Station. Enter often, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited by law. Later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500E Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wich I think you need to get out more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
permison Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I have Army wings with just my name on it. Friends have wings, name, and company they work for or CFI or Chief Pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge36 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 What's your porn name? You know, name of your first pet combined with the name of the first street you remember living on as a kid. Mine? Schnookums Toloff. Don't think I'm not dying to put THAT on a name tag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1badz32 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 "to infinity, and beyond"Or maybe"bang-zoom"I have a thing for quarky sayings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoFlyer Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 My porn name is really weird then. Daisy Lakeshore. Umm.......don't say a word. How about Robbie Ranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrelFlight Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Goldie Hudson? Hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrelFlight Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 My name is... ... And I crash better than anybody I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Hughes Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 My porn name is Goofy Monaghan <_> But my name tag has "Flight Instructor" as the second line. Booooring!! If I had the cajones, I'd put something like "International Superstar" on there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heligirl03 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Hey Witch, do you work at Marathon? (is that the name??) I was down in your neck of the woods for my CFI checkride and visiting some family a few weeks ago, thought of you! I'm jealous of your flying, I'm sick of looking down at cars and buildings!!! Although from last night's approach into Boeing the freeway looked like a Christmas tree lit up with red and white lights as far as the eye could see....that was kinda pretty "Sappho Taylor" btw, in case anyone was wondering.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoFlyer Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 "Sappho Taylor" btw, in case anyone was wondering.. Howcome I couldn't have a good name like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopperjess Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 What's your porn name? You know, name of your first pet combined with the name of the first street you remember living on as a kid. Mine? Schnookums Toloff. Don't think I'm not dying to put THAT on a name tag. http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopperjess Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wth the name generator, I'm apparantly Kara Tittles Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67november Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Stargate Command mine's Tiger Knox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500E Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Now look what you have done witch I come out as Dick Sinn.And don't put in 500eReminder I must get out more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckwith Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 The ski area I work for makes us put our "passion" on our name tags. some of them can be pretty funny. "Laser Safety" was mine for a while after we discovered that there was a whole chapter devoted to the topic in the lift operations manual "don't shine the scanner in your eyes or the eyes of others." lots of people try for ski innuendoes "nose sliding boxes" "big bumps" "big dumps" "snow bunnies" ect. for a helicopters there has to be some clever innuendo. Hope that helps Witch. Sincerely, Winston Cheyenne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witch Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Hey Witch, do you work at Marathon? (is that the name??) I was down in your neck of the woods for my CFI checkride and visiting some family a few weeks ago, thought of you! I'm jealous of your flying, I'm sick of looking down at cars and buildings!!! Although from last night's approach into Boeing the freeway looked like a Christmas tree lit up with red and white lights as far as the eye could see....that was kinda pretty "Sappho Taylor" btw, in case anyone was wondering.. MARATHON??? BLASPHEME !!! I work at Country Coach in Junction City. About 1/2 mile north of the airspace for KEUG. Would you like coordinates? How can you be jealous of my flying? I get tired of looking at sheep and corn. I wanna fly in between skyscrapers and watch the traffic jams during rush hour. I think Freckles Harrow is my porn name. My Jedi name is WITKI JORUI of the planet xanax! Don't ask http://www.xach.com/misc/jedi.html Later Edited December 11, 2008 by Witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge36 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 "Freckles Harrow" Just put your name on the damn thing, and in really small letters underneath, "Stop staring at my crotch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLHooker Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 My badge for my civilian yob has "Professor Chaos" under my real name... others are "General Disarray""Supreme Commander""Major Mayhem" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJFan Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Conventional porn name dogma always made me Howie Gibbs. ChopperJess's newfangled name generator makes me Gunnar Swank . I think Gunnar is much more fitting for a future helicopter pilot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Coaster Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Great second tag under your name would be Air Head. (as in you love to be an aviator, not that you're a moron lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My gangsta name is "Leo the snack". Not bad since I am a Leo, and based on my 250 pounds...I guess it fits ! Witch, how bout "Robbie Master" or "Hover King" or how about "Auto Otto" or how about "Emango Bongo" which loosely translates as " He who does not read his PM's " !!! You already have my address to send that patch, regular US mail is fine. Goldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROOK Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I would go with your Name and PIC under it! Incase anyone was wondering? "-Splinter Cindy-" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heli.pilot Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Thanks for the link to the name generator, Chopperjess. Now I'm Johnny Swank... Not sure if that's better or worse than Scruffy Sutherland?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heli.pilot Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 So I just went back to that website and got a "gangsta" name instead... So now I'm "Ugly G". This just keeps getting worse... I'm kind of curious what my "pirate name" or "Mexican wrestler" name might be, but maybe I should stop and do something more productive with my time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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