zippiesdrainage Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 You might be a Redneck Pilot if... 1. You're constantly sticking your mic with your toothpick 2. You have your N number on your belt buckle 3. If a preprinted weight an balance already includes a case of beer 4. If your low rotor horn plays Dixie 5. If there's a deer carcas tied to your landing gear 6. If you've every tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her double-wide. 7. You have ever used moonshine as Avgas. 8. Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as checkpoints. 9. You've ever argued with someone over the CTAF wether or not wrestling is fake. 2 Quote
Goldy Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Nice, I'm only guilty of one of them and I aint telling which one! Quote
gary-mike Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 One day I may have to considder #3 for cross country flights... Can't find Alaskan Amber in Utah. Quote
ADRidge Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Nice, I'm only guilty of one of them and I aint telling which one! Goldy, I really want it to be #4! Quote
adam32 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Goldy, I really want it to be #4! Nah...I'm guessing #9 for Goldy!! Quote
Eggbeater Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 My vote for Goldie would have to be #6 - I mean who hasn't done that? Although the target being double wide is what separates the men from the boys. Quote
Auto-Rotation-Nation Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 I think Goldy is more of a #1 realistically but 5 would be amazing, I wean just stick the thing with the skids and you don't even need to get out of the helicopter! Quote
Hawkeye0001 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 #10: Your helicopter has an orange paint job and your call sign is "01" Quote
zippiesdrainage Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 #11. If your co pilot seat has been converted to a gun rack. #12. Your last profitiency check ended with a keg stand. Quote
Goldy Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Just so you guys can sleep at night, it was #1. Quote
adam32 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 I think Goldy is more of a #1 realistically but 5 would be amazing, I wean just stick the thing with the skids and you don't even need to get out of the helicopter! Did you see the guy on "Alaska Wing Men" tie an old snow machine onto his floats??!! Quote
Auto-Rotation-Nation Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Did you see the guy on "Alaska Wing Men" tie an old snow machine onto his floats??!! I did!!! and the only thing I could think was... "shoulda, coulda, woulda, used a choppa!" Quote
RPMN Editor Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 If you've ever kicked it out of trim so you can spit tobacco juice out the window without getting any on ya, you might be a rotorcraft redneck. Quote
Goldy Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 If you've ever kicked it out of trim so you can spit tobacco juice out the window without getting any on ya, you might be a rotorcraft redneck. If your flight suit has a permanent circle where your can of Skoal sits, well, you've probably done the above! Quote
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