NorCalHeliKid Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 S*** my IP says: (Feel free to add-on) You don't get that the rotor in this aircraft will drop like a sack of turds. Get out and pump the gas, Fuel Poota! Pulling collective at the end of an auto is like blowin' your load, once its gone you ain't getting it back. I hate f-in' scooters! (what he calls TH67's) ...I ain't scared of f-ing trees! We better get outta here before someone writes down my buzz number. I will kick you in the nuts everyday until you remember to confirm the suitability of the landing area If I see you touch the go around button I will break your f-ing finger Run on?!?! Quiet little girl, skids are for kids What the f- is this abortion of a flight plan? ...That landing sucked a fat baby's wiener Are you going to land this thing or j*** off the collective all day? You boys like tacos? I teach monkeys like you how to fly That collective jumped up like a wedding night hard on You get this EP wrong and I will come across this table and kick your a** ...F- this up and I will crush your nuts When you go to deccel you better grab a nut sack full of cyclic Pull your foreskin down so you can hear me Nobody's here, that means I can do whatever the f- I want You see this, you better never give me anything that looks like this placenta 2 Quote
r22butters Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 ...That landing sucked a fat baby's wiener O.K.,...that one's my favorite! Quote
gary-mike Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Pull your foreskin down so you can hear me I will definately borrow this one from him Quote
Wally Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 S*** my IP says: (Feel free to add-on) Nobody's here, that means I can do whatever the f- I want Kinda shy for an IP... Quote
NorCalHeliKid Posted May 12, 2011 Author Posted May 12, 2011 It's my pig, I'll f- it however I want. Friday and Saturday is yours, but Sunday...Sunday belongs to God and me. You know you can use the center line, I give you permission. ...Your a** is mine. Just kidding. But seriously... Quote
Tenacious T Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Hey look over there, nude sunbather....ENGINE FAILURE!!! 1 Quote
akscott60 Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 I wish I was on the damn flight line. I go to SERE 23May. Oh well, not too much longer I guess. Quote
CharyouTree Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) -I am going to sharpen this pencil and stab you in the neck if you do that again. -When's the operation scheduled? What operation? The bellybutton-ectomy Excuse me? You know...when they cut out your belly button, and put a little window in, so you can see what's going on, for when your head is up your ass, like right now. Another (From the Vietnam Cobra/Huey pilot IP)-"I'd rather have 'homo' on my 4186 than 'UH-60' on my 759" In retrospect, I wish I had written them down as they occurred. I'll continue to add as I remember them. Edited May 13, 2011 by CharyouTree Quote
screename6785 Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 -Do another bad auto, and we're going to land in this isolated field in the middle of no where, and I'm going to have you to get out and "check the air pressure" in the skids. Quote
Double Penetration Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 damn thats funny. keep em coming, NorCal! Quote
SkidKid Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 One of my favorite lines while trying to develop a smoother control input by students: "A helicopter is like an ex-wife: it only takes half." Another: "My g*d son, you would f*ck up a free lunch program!" Or how about: "You had better sh*t me ONE good approach!" When a student is doing particularly well: "What do you think you are doing?" That one always ensures that they will be so distressed that they cannot perform worth a darn. Quote
ADRidge Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Not military, but I heard it from my instructor, who is ex-mil: "If you don't keep this s**t in trim, I will take this removable collective and beat you to death with it." Quote
SBuzzkill Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 "What are the four types of jamming?" Uh, spot, sweep, barrage, and...? "Weebee." Weebee? "Weebee jammin' mon!" Quote
Rob Lyman Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 "Do you hear that banging noise out your window?" "Huh?" "It's the ball trying to get back it!" Quote
SBuzzkill Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 *Hand cupping the air out the door* "Look it's an 80 knot boob." Quote
Helitoast Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Mr Kingsbury we are hurling toward the earth. Quote
Vaelor Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Try to kill me again and I will have legal standing to beat your ass until you stop moving. Oh look, a shithawk flying a Blackhawk. Remember when I said you can't scare me? I'm man enough to admit that I was completely f*cking wrong. You need to stop beating yourself up, you're only half as retarded as your peers. Yo, jackoff... you are lucky that I am a peace-loving monk. You fly like old people f*ucking. If I wanted to watch abortions all day, I'd have gone med school. Quote
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