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Those sneaky FAA dudes


Witch

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I was going through my wallet and looking at the expiration dates on my driver license,

Concealed carry permit, and Pilot certificate. Yes, I know it doesn’t expire.

 

I was looking closer at it when I noticed that the struts on the Wright Flyer seemed to be a little

darker than the rest of the plane. I got out a magnifying glass and saw that the struts were

actually words. It was difficult to read because of the size and lighting conditions, so I scanned

both sides. The scan wasn’t good enough to see clearly, but it is readable. Here’s what’s written

on the Wright Flyer in front;

 

Without question, flight is represented by countless heros who have stirred greatness in others. It

was a dream waiting to be realized by countless visionaries, scholars, and brave souls. But even

as the (illegible) of llected knowledge came to a crucial turning point, it was not until the

ingenuity of the Wright Brothers that the (illegible) was solved. Discovery required (illegible)

interpretation of knowledge...

 

On the back, writing is everywhere on the plane and on the brothers’ clothes. It says;

 

The Wright Brothers are among a league of heros that inspired the world to follow their dreams

with passion, courage, and resolve. Representing those unique individuals whose achievement...

 

The rest is either covered or illegible.

 

So I'm wonderin' what the whole thing is supposed to say and where and who wrote it.

Anyone know the origin of this text? Where I may find that text? Have tickets to a Hannah Montana show?

 

Later

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Have tickets to a Hannah Montana show?

 

No, but she was in town a couple weeks ago getting her hair done. Had to call in about 4 units just for crowd control. Come on people get a life. Her family used to live in town, but people just couldnt leave them alone. We snuck her out the back into an alley, stupid papparazzi never knew what hit them.

 

Oh, this is a helicopter forum??? oops.

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So I'm wonderin' what the whole thing is supposed to say and where and who wrote it.

Anyone know the origin of this text? Where I may find that text? Have tickets to a Hannah Montana show?

 

I think I read somewhere that those words are from a speech by former FAA Administrator Marion Blakey. You can read them pretty well with 10X magnification.

 

You will find other writing along the ring of the hologram on the front side.

 

~Jeff

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Wooo!! 1st class medical for me!!! I can read the text on the wings and the back if the light hits it right, but not around the hologram. It is way too shiny.

 

In related news, just to brag, I think my vision was 20-10 far, 20-12.5 intermediate, and 20-"20" near. The doc said the 20-20 near wasn't "possible with my other results," but it passed the 2nd class so that's what he put down. I may have mixed up the far and int readings, i don't really remember. All that doctor stuff is mumbo jumbo to me.

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It says FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION

 

Actually, it says, "FAA CHARTING THE NEXT CENTURY OF FLIGHT" four times around the outside of the logo. You will need to magnify it to see it and hold it in the light just right, because it's a hologram. FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION is visible with the naked eye, but the other stuff isn't.

 

~Jeff

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Actually, it says, "FAA CHARTING THE NEXT CENTURY OF FLIGHT" four times around the outside of the logo. You will need to magnify it to see it and hold it in the light just right, because it's a hologram. FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION is visible with the naked eye, but the other stuff isn't.

 

~Jeff

 

why those dirty bastards :D

 

my hologram is so dirty I can't tell if there writing there or not.

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Having dealt with the FAA on lots of occasions while getting a Basic Part 135 from scratch...we did A LOT of waiting on the Feds...now I know what they were doing....playing cutesy with our Certificates.

 

I do however, appreciate the significance of the Write Bro's and am glad to see they have landed on such a monumetal document!

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Witch- Second only to the Robbie Rangers post (from years ago!), this one is a good one. I searched for some time on the net to try and post the entire script, but no luck.....thats why I headed in the Hannah direction....so would someone please post the entire script? I just dont have access to an electron microscope.

 

Goldy

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Witch- Second only to the Robbie Rangers post (from years ago!), this one is a good one. I searched for some time on the net to try and post the entire script, but no luck.....thats why I headed in the Hannah direction....so would someone please post the entire script? I just dont have access to an electron microscope.

 

Goldy

What was the Robbie Rangers post? I don't recall.

 

Anyhow...

 

Without question, flight is represented by countless heros who have stirred greatness in others. It

was a dream waiting to be realized by countless visionaries, scholars, and brave souls. But even

as the (illegible) of llected knowledge came to a crucial turning point, it was not until the

ingenuity of the Wright Brothers that the (illegible) was solved. Discovery required (illegible)

interpretation of knowledge...

 

On the back, writing is everywhere on the plane and on the brothers’ clothes. It says;

 

The Wright Brothers are among a league of heros that inspired the world to follow their dreams

with passion, courage, and resolve. Representing those unique individuals whose achievement...

 

The rest is either covered or illegible.

 

Avril Rocks!!!

 

Later

 

By the way, I went lookin' for that speech Marion Blakey gave as per Jeff, but couldn't find it. Anybody????

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