You must be swell outside the intra-webs as well.
i'd be willing to bet he is just as big of a dickhead in real life & gets his ass kicked often.
To show ya what a big man he is? Slanders ppls on the internet, and hides behind being anonymous.
And as far as the flat tires? i think i "made up" the flat tires on the 747 for that "spoof annual" that he had done on his 747. NOW? we come to find that was real?... No, the story i remember of his job was broken down car and walked to local airport & got hired on the spot.
,,,, and there i was, behind enemy lines, 4 flats on one "truck" (thats what we real 747 pilots call one landing gear),, i ate 3 cans of spinach, 2 bowls of wheaties, and lifted it by the wing while i waited for the mechanics to show up,, after an hour ? i got tired (hee hee heee, pun?) and whipped out my corncob pipe (who's threat just happened to match those of the shreder valve),, i huffed & puffed and blew all 4 tires up ! yes, then i hopped in the cockpit, rescued the fair maiden and we flew off to honkey doorey for pina coladas.-----------OK mom !! be there in a second,, i'm busy!
Edited by pokey, 07 August 2017 - 10:10.