Francis Meyrick Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 I am NOT a fruit cake. (yells loudly) And THAT GOES FOR ME TOO!!!! Dear, dear. I have this Walmart check out effect on threads. I join, and everything stops. Maybe it's my deodorant. I just wonder. (sigh) I did some "Roses are red, Violets are blue" rhymes.... anybody interested? I'm feeling shy now. I think I'll go away and hide. Quote
tradford Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 We don't need no stinking peace!! The KnifeA missile-flash, a chopper-crash,a field of charred debris –A team of five are burned aliveand that leaves only me. A stranded man in hostile land,a radio that’s cracked,a uniform that’s soiled and torn – at least I’m still intact. A dire strait – I’ll lie in waituntil it’s safe to go,a star-less night, no moon in sight –the clouds are hanging low. I take a fix – it’s twenty clicksfrom here to friendly ground,the path I take is one I’ll make –there’s danger all around. The woods are dense – my warrior’s sense will help me stay aware,each step I take, I leave no wake –it’s like I wasn’t there. I reach the ledge at river’s edge –I think I’ll cross it here,the dogs will fail to find my trail –my scent will disappear. I’m tired and sore, but distant shoreis not beyond my reach,a current-flow that’s smooth and slow –I crest the muddy beach. It’s just my luck, I clear the muckand there – a border post,a band of men who’ve settled in –a dozen at the most. Their numbers show by ember’s glow –a fire they failed to keep,I pan the scene and all’s serene –the sentry’s fast asleep. The coast is clear, I’m leaving here –I’ll keep my head down low,but in the midst – a sordid twistI notice as I go. While sneaking by, I realizethere are fewer than I thought –just four at best and all the restare women that they caught. I’ll change my plan – no decent mancould leave this group of slaves –a forced consort, secured for sportand surely bound for graves. Like napping cats on woven matsand each beside a gun,I’ll take each life with just my knife –I’ll kill them one by one. I hug the ground and make no sound,I’m one with shadows – still,a deadly storm in human form –a viper trained to kill. The ground is damp around their camp –the brush is soft with dew,it’s sure to mask my pending task –by methods tried and true. The first I reach – I have to teachhim what it’s like to die,I move behind and slice his spine –make sure he doesn’t cry. I feel him tense, the pain immense –he takes his final breath,without a peep, eternal sleep –the peacefulness of death. The second one is just a son,no bigger than a speck –I know my cause, but still I pausebefore I break his neck. Despite his size, I rationalizethat what I do is right,a brief remorse, then back on course –I can’t afford a fight. I stay discreet for twenty feet –I’m poised to make my play,no need to hide, he’s on his sideand faced the other way. I cup his mouth and flip him south –I’ve caught him by surprise,my painted face and foreign raceput terror in his eyes. I have my blade already laidan inch below his ear,he tries to move – I have to provethe reason why I’m here. A sudden twitch and like a switch,his blood begins to flow –I hold him close in still repose,when limp – I let him go. The last to kill is lying still –no longer prone to snore,a chance I take, perhaps awake –less movement than before. A dozen feet before we meet –it may be no surprise,I move in haste, no time to waste –and then I see his eyes! He grabs his gun – I can’t just runor he’ll surely cut me down,without my knife, he’ll own my life –but I drop it on the ground. Before he stands – with gun in hands,he sends me to my knees,the muzzle placed against my face –his trigger gets a squeeze. I’m almost sick when I hear a “click” –and that’s all the time I needto grab my knife and end his life –I watch him fall and bleed. I’ve won the fight, but now the nighthas changed to light of day –a welcome sound, we’ve all been found –a Huey’s on the way! 1 Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 awesome. But all of a sudden, my "Roses are red, and violets are blue" offerings wish to quietly slink out of sight... Quote
aeroscout Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Negotiating is best donewith your kneeon your foe's chestand your knifeat his throat.Never surrenderand always demandunconditional surrender Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Hummmm..... (talk about a bloodthirsty lot...) For what it's worth (hell, not-a-lot), whilst you guys were screaming and hollering and stomping on your foes, holding knives to their throats, gouging their eye balls out, and never surrendering, this poor dufus here was away trying to write a "roses are red, and violets are blue" poetic art work. Which was a challenge, believe me. Now I feel like a gibbering idiot. But, dammit, I scribbled 'em, obedient to the challenge, and I'm posting 'em. Go on, laugh if you like. I IS AN ARTIST++++ (sumbitch...) "Noses are redand extremities blueThat’s what you getIn an Eskimo loo." (okay, I feel ridiculous...) how about: "Roses are red,and Violets are blueThe spinny side up,is healthy for you." ?? (No, I didn't think so. Can't compete with eye stomping, throat slashing, and Arnold Schwarzeggy on steroids...) Well, hell, my final try: "Roses are redAnd violets are blueI’ll piss ‘em all offIf you do too…??" okay, Okay, I give up. I tried. Need to work on the eye gouging, throat slashing bit. I was practicing with a deadly foe just now, trying to be tough and mean, an'..an'..... but it didn't work out. See the next dialog box.... Humbly yours Moggy Edited June 8, 2014 by Francis Meyrick 1 Quote
tradford Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Hey Francis, this is the only one I've got that includes references to flowers - even a rose! Amber Rae Amber Rae was born that way,with eyes so big and blue,with golden hair and skin so fair –as soft as morning dew. Painted toes of scarlet-rose,her sandals couldn’t hide –behind would sail the ponytailher older sister tied. Amber liked to ride her bikethe mile or so to schoolwhen traffic flow was fairly slow –on mornings dry and cool. Before her trip, she’d stop to clipsome blooms for Mrs. Berne,the small bouquet was Amber’s way –her thanks for all she’d learned. Off she went, a brief descentand then a hill to climb –a steady pace – no need to race,she’d get there just in time. But half-way there – between a pairof trees that lined the streetwas Orville Wells – just tossing shellsof peanuts at his feet. He’d learned about this common routethat children took to school –he’d stand and wait in hopes that fatewould send a precious jewel. A prior charge, but still at large –he’d fallen off the gridand thought it best to travel west,where he grew up as a kid. A broken home was all he’d known,and raised more like a pet –there came the day he ran away,but swore he’d not forget. Thoughts he’d keep were buried deep,but spoke from time to time –he’d follow suite and executea truly heinous crime. He had no choice but feed the voicethat raged inside his head,with little girls in bows and curls –he’d rape and leave for dead. His twisted mind could always finda rational excuse,despite the tears that came from yearsof torment and abuse. Poised to strike – he’d spot a bike,an angel on her steed –a treat to clinch, that’s sure to quenchthe beast he had to feed. Amber Rae was on her wayand now in Orville’s view –he’d grab the lass before she passed,and down the road he flew. Left behind, the search would finda bike – out in the street,a basket filled with daffodilsand the sandals from her feet. But passersby had heard her cryand glanced at Orville’s platethat cops would trace by databaseto the home of a prior mate. They reached the site by dark of night –a cabin on a hillwhere Orville brought the girls he caughtwhen he got the urge to kill. The subtle hue a candle threwsuggested he was near –a team of SWAT would comb the lot,all dressed in special gear. The stark abode was off the roadand far from neighbors’ view,where scent of death would take their breath –like a nightmare coming true. They stepped through waves of shallow gravesin freshly-harrowed ground –where each contained what still remainedof children never found. They’d softly trek to reach the deck,and when they first arrived –they paused to pray that Amber Raewould still be found alive. Then the team would hear a scream,and crashing through the door –a muzzle placed at Amber’s facewould even up the score. They tried to bait, negotiate,do anything they could –but nothing said would lend a shredof doing any good. Orville’s choice would quell the voicehe’d heard for quite a while –his pistol-lead would strike instead,a tortured pedophile. He hit the floor, a threat no more,a killer now at peace –a fatal blow would cause a flowhis body would release. The pool would meet with Amber’s feetand touch her painted toes –a startled-glint of matching-tint,a shade of scarlet-rose. 1 Quote
aeroscout Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 An eskimo loo.That imagery is genius.I can only compare it to the same kind of imagery that is evoked when what a bear does in the woods is mentioned ! 1 Quote
tradford Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Did you say "Eskimo"? Dead Horse CreekBased on a story byRick Eskew In nineteen and ten, five adventurous menheaded out to the treacherous cold –and propelled by their hope, would engage the North Slopein pursuit of their fortunes in gold. So ‘Big Bill’ was there with his buddy ‘Sinclair’and a guy they referred to as ‘Slick’ –there was ‘Roger McCoy’ and another old boythat his buddies would call ‘Yukon Dick’. But none of the five were discovered alivewhen they failed to return from their trek –one could only surmise how they met their demise,because no one was left to suspect. The weather was grand when their journey beganand the first forty miles were a breeze –but their failure to dread any hardships aheadonly put their minds falsely at ease. They felt the first blast up at Atigun Passwhen a blizzard blew up from below –so they burrowed in tight to stay warm for the nightand awoke ‘neath a mountain of snow. Their visions of gold helped them cope with the cold,but their strength had begun to decline –and their long arctic stroll would be taking its tollby the time they hit week number nine. They were aching and damp when they got to a campat a place where the trail seemed to end –where the path they endured was completely obscuredby the drifts from the snow and the wind. So they followed a tune to a canvas saloonwhere a man on a banjo would play –and they shuffled inside in their search for a guidewho would take them the rest of the way. They walked to the bar and behind a cigarwas a man they called Eskimo Joe –he was covered with hair and looked more like a bearthat was dressed for a hundred-below. They stated their need and when Joseph agreed,they would all celebrate with a beer –and then after some rest, they continued their quest,adding Eskimo Joe and his gear. The creek at Dead Horse marked the end of their course –where they’d chosen to stake out their claim,and soon every man would be wielding a panas he searched for his fortune and fame. But Joe took his pay and was off on his wayon a path that would take him due south –so he yelled a goodbye with a gleam in his eyeand a half a cigar in his mouth. The five would aspire for the chance to acquirelittle traces of glittering dust –though the water that flowed never yielded a lode,the reward would be far from a bust. At the end of each day, they would measure their paywith a scale that kept everything fair –so that each one would know, as their fortune would grow,the amount that each member would share. Then one day, McCoy – up from south Illinois,was found lying face-down in the creek –though he hadn’t been done by a knife or a gun,he was felled by some other technique. The five was now four and the aggregate scorewould be shared by the ones that remained –but they couldn’t relax from the fear of attacks,‘till the death of their friend was explained. Their work would resume and the profits would bloomas they took what the creek had to give –and the share of McCoy brought them bittersweet joy‘cause they all would prefer that he’d lived. To make matters worse, their indigenous curseonce again brought the reaper around –and their friend, Yukon Dick, who’d been hit with a stick,was found lying there dead on the ground. They each grabbed a pick and they buried old Dickthen divided his bounty by three –and the added largesse made it anyone’s guessas to who the next victim would be. The angst and the spite caused the trio to fightwhen the stress became too much to bear –and the sight of Big Bill being ready to killgave the others a sobering scare. Some words would be tossed and the light would be lostwhen the lantern was knocked to the dirt –by the time it returned, the remaining two learnedthat Big Bill had been fatally hurt. He was lying in mud that was formed from his blood,with his bowie knife stuck in his gut –and since both would deny having caused him to die,the discussion was open and shut. So, now that the crew was reduced to just two,they would take all the gold that he hadand the tundra became his eternal domain –was an ending both tragic and sad. Since they had all the gold they could possibly hold,it was time to leave Dead Horse behind –so they packed up their gear while the weather was clearand the trail was still easy to find. They walked by the space where the markers were placedon the mounds that were covered with snow –and the thought of the men who were buried withinonly caused their resentment to grow. ‘Cause each one believed that the other deceivedand was planning to go for the rest –that he’d silently creep while the other would sleep,just to bury a knife in his chest. Slick was in back and was on the attackwith some words that would anger Sinclair –there was no way he’d wait for an uncertain fate,so they’d settle things right then and there. He pulled out a gun as Sinclair tried to run,and a bullet went right through his thigh,but he got off a round as he fell to the groundand hit slick in the white of his eye. Slick would be dead from a shot to the headand Sinclair would just bleed in the snow –he could only hang on ‘till the following dawn,for a death that was painful and slow. Now, one might contend that the story should endlike so many ill-fated campaigns,since the last of the five was no longer alive –just the silence of frozen remains. But a native cadet from the Barrow Gazettewas intrigued by a tale being toldby a local tycoon with a fancy saloonthat he’d purchased with ounces of gold. His tale would begin with a group of five menwho had sailed from the mainland below –and to settle an itch to be terribly-rich,they would challenge the ice and the snow. But they died one-by-one, from a knife, stick or gun,by a killer who’d never be placed –no record or facts of who’d planned the attacksand no clues that could ever be traced. Though he loved the suspense, he was less than convinced,but the owner would swear it was so,as he sat at the bar with his Cuban cigar –“or my name isn’t Eskimo Joe!” 1 Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 "This crazy old duck from NantucketDecided one day to chuck itHe'd march to the beatof his own happy feet,and anyone else go f...." 1 Quote
aeroscout Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 The writing and poetic talent of Moggy goes largely unnoticed. What is it going to take for this guy to get the recognition and accolades he so richly deserves ? Quote
Pohi Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 You two should date, there is obviously a man crush that should be explored to its fullest. Quote
tradford Posted June 14, 2014 Author Posted June 14, 2014 Did you say "date"? Cyber-DateA fellow named Stan was a real homely man,but was also a kind, decent guy,a true social drone who lived all alone and was known for his being quite shy. “A real boring life”, said a friend to his wife,“the man’s never been on a date,he keeps to himself with his heart on a shelf, what the man really needs is a mate!” His one greatest fear – the rejection he’d hear,was a fact he was certain about,his appearance was bleak so his chances were weakthat a lady would ever go out. His laugh had a sound like an old basset houndthat was howling so loud at the moon,and his high-pitchy voice was an excellent choicefor a character in a cartoon. It didn’t look good that he’d date like he should,he was always self-conscious of looks,but he handled his tears and his deep-seated fearsby immersing himself in his books. An ad that he’d seen in a sports magazinetouted services wrought with success,for a fairly small bill and a form he would fillwith some details he’d have to confess. His big chance at last and a way he could casta new image that no one could see,some traits he would list with a very slight twistusing keys on his office PC. His own profile page would then set the stageto serve as the finest of bait,a bright shiny lure and bound, he was sure,to find him the most perfect mate. A real painful task, the questionnaire askedfor some details that didn’t feel right,it seemed pretty clear that if he was sincere,he wouldn’t get one single bite. The last thing he’d want was a picture in front,a mug shot was too hard to hide,for most in a dress, it would only distressand could even make small children cry. They wanted to know of his shape – head to toe,not the best light that he could be in,but he used lots of Nair to remove all the hairfrom his knuckles, back, belly and chin. A bit plump and bald, he wasn’t that tall,but in text he’d embellish a bit,an inch here and there, after all – who would care?The uglier parts he’d omit. His big Hobbit feet were a bit less than sheikin the open-toed sandals he wore,when he tried to secure a complete pedicure,they hurriedly showed him the door. His skin – pale and white, like he came out at night,he would edit a bit to enhance,some others he’d bend, then he’d hit the word “send” –was his last step to finding romance. Days would go by and he’d get no replyfrom the message containing his boast,then when surfing one day, some good luck came his wayin the form of an interesting post. A lady named Joyce would be seeking a choiceand used the same service as Stan,a sexy young lass who was known to have class –she was searching the Net for a man. The profile she sent, though sincerity meant,just promoted her positive traits –she’d made her own list, though some details were missed,like Stan – she was casting out bait. The photo she chose simply failed to disclosemany features except for her smile,but he wouldn’t reject what he couldn’t inspect –at the meeting he’d just reconcile. Some help from the Net, now his date was all setwith the girl he was anxious to meet,so he mustered the nerve – got a table reservedat a little café down the streetHe raced for the place at a spirited pacewhile not knowing if she’d even show,for maybe a bloke was just playing a joke,with email you don’t really know. The first to arrive, he would sashay insideand secure them a table for two –then he stared at the door with the hopes he would score,he didn’t know what else to do. An image prepared from the emails they sharedwas his vision of for how she should look,he checked every trait as he searched for his date –he’d be there as long as it took. He sat in his chair with a most anxious stareas the single young ladies appeared –not one did he miss but not one matched his list,a no-show was just what he feared. From his seat he could see that the head Maître d'had a guest who was looking his way,a woman of sorts wearing Bermuda shorts –but it couldn’t be her! Oh! No way!” Her profile would state she had low body-weightand a head full of lovely red hair,but what now met his eye looked a bit like a guywho could likely use some of his Nair. She’d not give him fits, but her legs and her pitsshowed she favored a “natural” style,and so short was she – eye-to-eye they would be,but she did have a beautiful smile. Her “tiny physique” was a tad bit unique,a model she never would be –she hadn’t been graced with a beautiful face,but then again – neither had he. Her “baby blue eyes” were a bit large in sizeor maybe they just looked that waythrough glasses so thick that she couldn’t see Dickwho was standing a few feet away. He rose to his feet with a gentleman’s greetand he thanked her for joining him there –some small-talk to make as they waited for steak,while neither could help but to stare. Was then they could see, things purported to bewere not necessarily fact –that guilty were they, neither willing to saywhat was true – but to put on an act. Both would confess as the lunch date progresseduntil very few secrets remained,and so it did seem that the hopes and the dreamsof the two were exactly the same. Chewing his meat, Stan had started to speakwhen a big piece got stuck in his throat,and his failure to clear led to panic and fear –he was sure that was all that she wrote. His look of despair as he struggled for airwould convince her she needed to act –the choice that she made was to jump to his aidand to get him the air that he lacked. As Stanley would wheeze, she would give him a squeezejust until the obstruction was clear –when still headed south, she would give mouth to mouthuntil danger was no longer near. Stan was impressed and was feeling so blessedthat he thanked her for saving his life –then down on one knee like he’d seen on TV,he would ask her if she’d be his wife. Of course, she’d accept while both of them wept –a moment that Hallmark would treasure,and neither would miss living life filled with bliss –and joy that no mortal could measure. A bond that began with an Internet planwould result in a grand wedding dayand a honeymoon night that would turn out just right,because – beauty’s a light switch away! Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 6 hours 4 minutes in the sky today, so only just spotted this... I tend to think the world is over full, choc full, breaking point, of people running around seeing recognition, accolades, publicity, book deals, la-di-dah, and whatever. Who cares. Look at all these silly politicians, who don't understand Free Enterprise Economics, don't read History, but arrogantly presume they know what is best for you and I. And are willing to dictate what is best for you and I... Duh? Narcissism elevated to an Olympic event. I'm happy just blogging away. Perfect freedom is seeking no reward. People like reading my stuff - great! People don't like it - great! Hopefully they like something else, and are not all negative about everything in this world. (as some people are) I get a lot of really nice, encouraging emails and messages, and that's nice. Kind of spurs you on. But it's not the main deal. Recognition? Amigo. Who cares. If you sit back and ponder this silly world, and the fundamental Absurdity of Man, you soon realize we know nothing. We might just discover some of the questions, but the answers? The boundary between poetry and writing blurs sometimes, and some of my bloggies are on the edge I guess between the two. Writing silly is fun, like the old Duck from Nantucket, and sometimes you put a lot more feeling into it. I don't have an agenda, or a plan, or an objective. I just... blog. People laugh at my writing, I laugh right along. It's no big deal. Of the more 'feeling' efforts, some of my favorites -for some reason- are these ones below. Kind of poetry I'm told, kind of prose. I came close there to expressing something that I think is important for me. I offer it, not as some world shattering Pultizer Prize winning bravissimo ('cos it's not) but just as a blog. Some will think it's Art. Some will mock it. Again, who cares? Mock away. I know I'm really not fussed. Enjoy, if you can, and if not, no biggie, I hope you find other writers, or other outlets, that you DO enjoy. Peace... "Over the Waves, Alone" "Starry, starry Night" "The Road of Light" "I am flying" The Little Bird off Slea Head (1) Exile I hope some of you might enjoy those. And just to balance it up, I did blog a silly last night! "At the peak of his haughty career,He looked at the world with a sneerThen he simply forgotCarb heat to HOT,And now he's no longer here..." Quote
aeroscout Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 You two should date, there is obviously a man crush that should be explored to its fullest.Don't be jelly. Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 I enjoy poetry. It's the ability of somebody to "suggest": with very few words, and I get to fill in the blanks, and let my tiny mind roam. May I put in a plug for a poetry book I've recently really enjoyed. It's called: "The Mountain Poems of Stonehouse" translated by Red Pine. Copper Canyon Press. Stonehouse was a 14th century Buddhist monk who became a mountain hermit. He never knew helicopters, but -close- he knew Nature real well. If he came to visit today, in a Time Warp, he'd be tickled pink at the chance of a helicopter ride. When I read his stuff, I'm always struck by how, in essence, nothing has changed. The human quest is still the Great Mystery, the Awesome Journey. The Ticket to Ride, the ticket to the Movie in which you star. Here's one he wrote, that merits a second read: "A human life lasts one hundred yearsbut which of us gets them allprecarious as a hut made of hatchor a leaking boat in a stormmediocre monks are patheticwould-be masters are sadder stillthe world's empty ways aren't newsome days I shut my old door tight." (and I wrote "My hut in the sky" after reading his...) Quote
cburg Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 To move, to breathe, to fly, to float,To gain all while you give,To roam the roads of lands remote,To travel is to live.Hans Christian Andersen 3 Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) You two should date, there is obviously a man crush that should be explored to its fullest. Pooh-EE... Are there those in whom we senseA certain haughty, cold pretense?The oozing out of every poreThe vitriol of a forum bore? I marvel when an ego soarsRacing up so many floorsWhen, magnificent in his mindHe heaps his judgment on Mankind. When he stoops down to the pottyWhen his talk is simply snottyI guess he thinks he’s mighty funnyunaware his nose is runny. Toilet talk is kinda fooeyEven if your name is PooeyGroveling in a turgid gutterIs not the way we earn our butter... Edited July 4, 2014 by Francis Meyrick Quote
Francis Meyrick Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 maybe some KY jelly......To Little Piggies Little Piggy, flying or notKindergarten taught you a lot? I guess you think you’re kinda witty But isn't your humor kinda shitty? When you passed the second gradedid you think you had it made?perhaps it's time to turn the pageconsider acting up your age?. A little kindness and good cheerReally trumps a snide cruel jeerIF... you’re professional in your daysBe less bullying in your ways. These words are meant in mellow riposteFree of charge and zero costI am your simple servant throughoutFrancis Meyrick, humbly devout. Quote
cburg Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 by Karen Ravn:Only as high as I reach can I grow,Only as far as I seek can I go,Only as deep as I look can I see,Only as much as I dream can I be. 2 Quote
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