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On multiple accounts I've had groups of people go topless during a strip tour. Then again most of the passengers during the summer months are generally already naked to begin with.

Two things you learn quickly...everything is bigger from Texas and glitter will blow out of the a/c vents for weeks after a big music event.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me I'll be hiding from my other half when she reads this.

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Is flying tours a good way to meet chicks

 

Yes Butters, you will pick up plenty of lovely flesh, but after 30 minutes you will have to put them back down again. Gently.

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Is it a good way to meet them? Yes. Is it a good way to date them? Heck no! But by the time you are done with your tour you won’t want to anyway 99.9% of the time.

 

Just remember when you see a pretty girl: somebody somewhere is completely fed up with her $#!T.

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Hahahaha..flying tours to get laid. There are easier ways my boy hahahahaha!!

 

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. And, as I was told by my then chief pilot, a very accomplished hound- "Go ugly early, save money in drinks".

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