StockTrader Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 So in my waiting for the November board I figured I'd do a fun topic here. Feel free to add your input, but this is my interpretation if Army helicopters were women.. Chinook: The big girl at the party of course. Some people wouldn't necessarily refer to her as beautiful. This is the girl that if you were short a few guys and needed to move a couch, she would be your first call without hesitation. There are a select few guys who are all about her and want her from day one, but they won't admit it to the rest of the group. She will be loyal, dependable and she definitely isn't leaving you once you get settled in. A lot of guys joke that they want to fly her one time just to see what it's like, but they are only half kidding. She's right at home with you and 38 of your guy friends housing pizza and slugging down beers while watching football. Real life equivalent: Holly Mangold Kiowa: The cute, petite, sassy blonde you see out at the bar. At first glance she seems easy, but is far from it. She takes a lot of patience and you really have to walk a fine line with her so she doesn't get upset. The wrong input and she will throw you to the ground. She's a regular wherever you see her and knows everyone at the bar. She's not wearing anything flashy or expensive but she makes it work. Careful though, if you really piss her off, her 4 friends are never far away and will smoke you before you know what hit you. She's aging out of the scene and is now becoming a stay at home mom so she can spend more time "training" the young ones. Real life equivalent: Kristen Bell Blackhawk: This is your go to girl. She can do it all. Not only that but you can guarantee that dinner will be waiting for you when you get home from a long day of work. She's comfortable in any environment whether its the gym getting a sweat on, or a gala event where she's meeting a lot of very important people. She can pull off almost any look. Looks great in sweats but is a stunner when she gets all dolled up. You bring her home to mom and mom can't do anything but approve. You know you can marry her and be perfectly content with the coming years. Real Life Equivalent: Julia Roberts Apache: Exotic. Dear lord she is hell on wheels. Her past is full of drama and her ex boyfriends say she's crazy. But you can't look away. Shes done some dirty, dirty things. And most of them are on camera. It's dating a porn star with her. It sounds like such a great idea at the time but you really don't know if she'll be marriage material...ever. Secretly all of your friends are jealous that you are with her. Your friends don't want to invite her to parties because she always makes a mess of it but they know it would be boring without her. Heaven forbid you ever cross her, she will make your life hell and will try and fight any future woman you try and be with. Essentially, you're stuck with crazy. Real life equivalent: Christy Mack 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFoski Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Jeff.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFoski Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 And I didn't know who that last girl was... So I Google'd her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroscout Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 This reminds me of a quicktime cadence I learned from a Ranger."Her names IreneShe's one of the bestAnd every night I give her a testI roll her overOn her sideAnd on her backI've also triedHer name's IreneAnd I'll tell you some moreA Cobra inArmy Aviation Corps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akscott60 Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electron_si Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 This was a pretty funny thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamer Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Heck yeah! Apache... Lol Think of it this way, SECDEF wants all his apaches back lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejones Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 This is great, well written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightmare515 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Nailed it! Spot on with the Apache girl. Not beautiful in the traditional sense of what society views as pretty, exotic and looks "different" but still hot in her own way. Kinda has the "I'm sexy AND I will hurt you" look. Perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolftalonID Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Nice analogies.. RIP for our recent loss of exotic lion tammers, Hartway and Gearhart of the 1-183rd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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